Albania
Benjami and Thomasji came exploding from Lauren’s apartment
building like processed cheese from an over-microwaved pizza pop. They were
late for their bus to Albania, and it was the only one that day. Half figure
skating, half snowshoeing, they traversed the Macedonian parking lot that had
called home for the past twelve hours. With Lauren negotiating the fare, they
hopped acrobatically with their backpacks and guitar into a passing taxi and
were ferried off to the station. Queen Lauren virtuously purchased a bus ticket
for her unscrupulous freeloader of a guest (Thomas), as neither he nor Ben had
any money. “What losers”, she most certainly must have thought, as they rode
off in the empty bus, already lulled to sleep by the mechanical songs of the
disgruntled engine.
The frigid pass between Macedonia and Albania in February. |
Meet Mr. Coffee and Ms. Cigarette, my two most commonly photographed subjects. |
Before entering Albania, we had a 3-hour stopover in a
border town called Stugart. I tried for each one of those hours to find a
decent toilet into which I could conduct business. As they might say in India:
“not possible”. The toilets in India, if you’d call them that, were pretty bad.
Still, I don’t remember a single time over the course of five months when I
gazed down at one in horror and chickened out. This is exactly what happened to me in this
small Macedonian border town. The only one in town I could find was disgusting,
below zero centigrade, waterless, soapless, and toilet-paperless.
Eventually, in our desperation, Ben and I bought some Kleenex and used the
seatless women’s toilet at the bus station. It’s true that nearly all the staff
and customers laughed at us, but it was a small price to pay for the prevention
of a chocolate avalanche that was about to unfold in our pants. We spent
our last few cents on a bag of pretzels for breakfast before being lectured for not visiting the oldest lake in Europe (which we had apparently just passed in the bus)
by a man with about a 100001 business cards (I should start a
collection).
I'd tell you where this bus is going, but I'd rather show you instead. |
The first thing I noticed about Albania was that there was
much less snow. The second thing I noticed was that nearly everyone I saw from
the bus window was standing around with garden hoses watering the pavement.
Then I noticed the abundance of short, bald, Albanian men smoking cigarettes
and chewing with their mouths open. They were either completely covered in denim,
or wearing jeans and leather jackets. Finally, I noticed that both the language and the currency had
yet again changed. It was our third country in three days.
Rumour has it (in other words: "I can’t be bothered to validate the following claim") that Albania is the poorest country in Europe. The Reds (Stalinist) kept
the country quite isolated until they lost power in the early 1990s. Driving
through the countryside, I felt as if we were in India again. Houses are
crowned with water tanks, ditches are filled with garbage, the roads are in
terrible condition, and the people look
poor. I learned later that 98% of households don’t have any kind of wastewater
treatment facility. For every old, ramshackle building there is a skeleton of
something either unfinished or abandoned. We drove by a legitimate garbage dump
located in the meridian of the national highway. There is rubble everywhere.
I smoked a cigarette, and so did Ben. We were trying to
stop, but we’d somehow been given three free packs, from three different
people, in the last four days.
Ben and I, sitting on our bags in a crowded Tirana bus. |
Ingrid from Tirana. |
That night, we went to a Couchsurfer get-together at a
backpacker hostel. We sat around, talking, drinking, and meeting people from
all over the world. We met Ingrid, who brought us to the bus (there isn’t a
single bus station in the nation’s capital; buses are simply scattered around the
city in an arbitrary manner and you’re meant to “just know” when/if they leave)
the next morning, and to the market for poor people like Ben. He bought a $10
pair of used leather shoes. She then called her friend who drove to find us so
that he could give Ben a used coat (which was great in retrospect, because his
Nepalese raincoat has since dismantled itself spontaneously).
And that was it- we entered, crossed, and left Albania in
less than 24 hours.
Rundown
Language: Albanian
People met: Sabine, Ingrid, Couchsurfers
New beers tried: Korca and Tirana
How they say cheers: Guhzewar
$ spent: 36
# of rides: Zero - We were told hitchhiking in Albania was dangerous?
Distance traveled: 214 km + bus detours
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